16 9 / 2014

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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16 9 / 2014

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15 9 / 2014

jamtards:

in her bedroom the mighty bedroom the fangirl blogs tonight

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15 9 / 2014

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

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15 9 / 2014

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

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15 9 / 2014

"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"

  • 1: There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.
  • 2: Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.
  • 1: In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.
  • 2: Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.
  • 1: Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.
  • 3: You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.
  • 1: If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.
  • 2: Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!
  • 1: You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.
  • 3: Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.
  • 4: There is no excuse for an absence. NONE.
  • 5: I'm really, really, really sorry but it's -18 before windchill and I have to walk two miles to get to class.
  • 6: You stay inside and stay safe. Here's what we're reading today. I'll quiz you next week and if you can get a 90% I'll mark you present. I know you live off-campus, do you have food?
  • 4: Your advisor is just for academia, not personal problems.
  • 7: Are you okay? I haven't seen you in class in two weeks and I know you have depression. I can drop off your work if you'd like. Please call me and tell me how you're doing even if you can't get to class.
  • 4: Don't argue. You think this is bad, wait til college.
  • 8: You wanna argue, do it in a civil manner. We didn't get here today without 5000 years of healthy debate.

15 9 / 2014

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

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15 9 / 2014

Everyone I’m Subscribed To | Niomi Smart

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15 9 / 2014

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

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15 9 / 2014

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

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15 9 / 2014

12 9 / 2014

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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12 9 / 2014

12 9 / 2014

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho, via infamousgod)